Stay Forever Young

edithsprior:

"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam’s favorite flavor of yogurt? Which is mixed berry."

(via dundermifflinscranton)

Best. Prank. Ever.

(Source: pagets, via dundermifflinsabres)

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]

friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]

me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

humorstop:

did I tell you to go out 

humorstop:

did I tell you to go out 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via fardingbag)

Your secret is safe with me. And to even it out I’m going to tell you all of my secrets.

(Source: corymonteith, via halpertjames)

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via fardingbag)

You’re a jackass.

(Source: halpertjames)

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via thefuuuucomics)